Walker MEGA POST

Joshua Walker is a man who speaks softly and skates on a big stick. You may have seen him skating or heard his wise, indisputable observations, such as “ground’s hot.” “There is none. Ever.” “You guys got any…uhhh….griptaaaaaape?” “He’s got it! You got it! Turn on the sun!”
Late night drunken instant messages such as “I found a small gao. knighting in font like a curd.”
Classic moments such as Walker searching in his house for a sledgehammer and coming out with a rubber mallet.

This collection of quotes and memories provided by the following rad ones, joe hodges, nick bernardi, alex snyder, brandon berkel and jake miller. Several others were encouraged to contribute but did not respond in a timely manner, if you wish to offer additional insight or share any Walker experiences with us please feel free to do so in the comment box below.

Walker is king.